Much-Needed Definitions, In ABC Order

Bralapped-occurring to all areas around the brassiere, which can no longer contain what is necessary to be contained, though all letters up through the alphabet have been tried and have failed to assist the problem, thus causing the area to bralap in all directions.

Cankles-the area of the leg, right above the heels, that was at one time referred to as ankles, but from hence forth are unrecognizable due to massive amounts of water stored therein, causing overlappage onto heel and foot area.

Droppage-upon carrying a child, the stomach and its contents can, in fact, drop downward into the pelvic area, causing inability to lift the legs much higher than 6 inches off the floor as well as smashing the bladder as flat as an empty balloon, which is usually never empty at all.

Horse Pills-pills, which might be manufactured in dime sizes without pregnant women knowing in some country, that here are manufactured only in half-dollar sizes to be swallowed, 2 a night, to fight off iron deficiency and provide supplementation to the growing baby, while leaving the taste of certain death and rot in the esophagus of the partaker.

I.T.T.S-this condition, referred to as Inability To Tie Shoes, is also commonly known as BOTS, or Bows on the Side. No amount of maneuvering will help one's shoelaces return to the middle of one's shoes due to the inability to reach over and down a stomach of such large proportions.

Multiple C-the ability to grow, in layers, multiple chins which descend down into the neck area.

Sausage fingers-appendages connected to the hands, usually five on each hand, that enlarge and encompass any rings or jewelry until one cannot see the aforesaid jewelry without prying apart the skin around them.